Young men

So,
I had a list. I've met young men that fit my list. Most live in other countries. I met a young man in the U.S. that fit my list.
There's a problem.
He is boring. Dull, Doorknob boring. But he thinks he has me in his back pocket. The ass.
I met a guy. He fit my list. He didn't have the confidence to approach me. He went back to his country. We started writing letters. I fell for him. He's still in another country.
I picked myself up and said "forget it."
I moved on.
We started talking again.
He still fits my list.
He makes me laugh.
He's GI. Geographically Inconvenient.
He says he'll visit me.
Go figure.

Boring young man told me that if I was lacking young men, he would visit me.
I told him "Don't worry. I'm not lacking in that department at all." I thought, "You're an idiot if you think I'm going to wait around for you. You're boring. Sure you're taller than me, smart, handsome and in shape but damn...conversations with you make me want to shoot myself."

School is starting up again.
There will be exchange students. I bet they'll fit my list.
Life goes on.